KL is a Dangerous Town

Minding my own business, enjoying the sites and smells on the streets of Chinatown, WHAM! shoved backwards by 50 year old asian woman. I wish I would say I responded with grace and civility, but I returned the favor with a punch in the arm. Now let's clarify that my punches are rather girly and I knew I wasn't really hurting her, but I wanted her to know I wasn't having any of her nonsense. She had it coming frankly. She was either crazy or mistook me for someone else. Her son probably ran off with some gorgeous western woman and she naturally took me for the culprit. I could've taken her though...